the boogeyman checks his closet for chuck norris pillow in grey

$30.00

This listing is for one 16x16 grey pillow featuring the quote "the boogeyman checks his closet for chuck norris" in a custom blended ink that glows in the dark. We mix our inks by hand and screen print in small batches so every pillow is a little unique. The back of the pillow and the piping around the edges are in a spooky grey and black print featuring creepy eyes that also glow in the dark. Who seriously doesn't know Chuck Norris, and who ever gets tired of chuck norris jokes?! Not this shop!!!

Payments

Please make payment at time of checkout. All forms of etsy approved payment accepted.

Shipping from United States

Our products are available to ship within 1 to 2 business days, arriving 3 to 5 days from day shipped. We ship via USPS priority mail. We do this because it arrives within 1 to 3 business days from day of purchase, and it is fully insured at no added cost to you. We ship in priority envelopes that cost $5.95 to ship. If it fits it ships, so we stuff the envelopes full! Our large items are still shipped via USPS however we use recycled boxes of all kinds and shipping runs $8.95. Buy as much as you want you'll only be charged a flat rate of 5.95 or if you buy a large item you will be charged 8.95 plus $1 for every additional item.

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 5 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 14 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale

Returns and exchange details

If the product does not meet your expectations or requirements send us a message we will gladly fix the situation or issue a refund! Once the item has been returned in the condition agreed upon a full refund will be issued via form of payment.

Additional

We love custom orders! Send us a message! If you item is so unbelievably awesome we'll name it after you and mass produce for our shop!!!

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